Lobsters Communicate By Peeing at Each Other's Faces
If you think your workplace communication is awkward, be grateful you're not a lobster. These armored crustaceans have evolved one of the strangest communication methods in the animal kingdom: they literally pee at each other's faces to send messages.
And yes, you read that right. Lobsters urinate from their heads.
The Plumbing Situation
American lobsters (Homarus americanus) possess nephropores—specialized bladder openings—located at the base of their large antennae, right near their eyes. Their bladder sits directly beneath their brain, creating what might be the most inconvenient bathroom setup in nature. When a lobster needs to make a statement, it shoots a stream of urine forward, sometimes reaching distances of up to seven body lengths.
But this isn't just waste disposal. The magic happens thanks to rosette glands connected to the urinary tract, which produce pheromones that get mixed into the urine stream. Think of it as nature's version of a scented text message.
What Are They Actually Saying?
Dr. Malin Skog, who researched this phenomenon for her Ph.D. dissertation titled "Sex and Violence in Lobsters—a Smelly Business" at the University of Lund in Sweden, discovered that lobster urine serves multiple critical functions.
During mating season, a female lobster who's interested in a male will position herself outside his den and repeatedly spray urine in his direction. Her pheromone-laced stream essentially announces: "I'm ready to mate, and I'm interested in you." The male lobster, receiving these chemical signals, can determine her reproductive status and whether she's a suitable partner.
But romance isn't the only reason for facial urination. Dominance battles are also fought with strategic peeing. When two lobsters meet, they size each other up while releasing urine streams at each other. The pheromones in their urine communicate fighting ability and social status. Usually, the less dominant lobster will detect the superior's chemical signature and back down without a physical fight.
Why This Makes Perfect Sense
Lobsters live on the ocean floor where visibility can be poor and they often inhabit rocky dens and crevices. Chemical communication through water is incredibly efficient in this environment—scents can travel far and linger, conveying information even when lobsters can't see each other clearly.
The forward-facing placement of their nephropores is actually brilliant design. By releasing urine from near their heads, lobsters can aim their chemical messages with precision, ensuring their signals reach the intended recipient rather than just dispersing randomly into the current.
So the next time you're struggling with a difficult conversation, remember: at least you don't have to pee on someone to get your point across. Unless you're a lobster, in which case, aim carefully.