The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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In 2012, a Chinese gamer's father was so concerned about his son's habit, he hired virtual hitmen to kill off his avatar.
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Colorado switched mile marker "420" to "419.99" to stop people from stealing it.
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Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles.
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Omar bin Laden (Osama's son) was denied citizenship in Britain in 2007 because "Omar failed to provide his father's permanent address".
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Students at the John Hopkins University collaboratively decided to opt out of their final since the professor set his curve based on the highest score grading it as 100%. They chose to receive a score of zero, making it the highest grade and thereby getting 100%.
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The US national public health institute, Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, has an actual plan in case of zombie invasion.
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