23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
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Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
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A poll has found that computer 'nerds' make the best lovers, with 82 percent of IT geeks claiming they put their partner's pleasure above their own.
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More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
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For Valentine's Day 2014, an unnamed man sabotaged a special screening of "Beijing Love Story" at a Shanghai cinema by booking every other seat, subsequently preventing couples from sitting together.
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On April Fool's Day in 1977, the UK newspaper The Guardian ran a 7 page feature on the discovery of the fictitious island nation of "San Seriffe."
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