23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
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Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
334
A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
612
The Prince Charle Cinema in London has volunteer "ninjas" that hush obnoxious moviegoers.
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40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
781
The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.
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In 2012, Swedish artist Fredrik Saker created a super-detailed self portrait and successfully submitted it as his driver’s license picture.
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