Critic Michael Crowley gave such a poor review of one of author Michael Crichton's books that, in his next book, Crichton made a character 'Mick Crowley' who was a child molester with a small penis.
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
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In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
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There's a flower called "Hooker's Lips" that literally looks like a set of hooker's lips.
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson considered becoming a male stripper to make money during graduate school. When he visited the club, the dancers came out with lighter fluid soaked jockstraps and set them ablaze while dancing to “Great Balls of Fire.” He chose math tutoring instead.
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