Pollen never deteriorates. It is one of the few natural substances that lasts indefinitely.
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By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
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The higher someone’s I.Q. the more likely they are to be sleep deprived.
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The Pittsburgh Steelers were originally called the Pirates.
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There is a superhero supply store in Brooklyn with a cape fitting room that has a wind tunnel. They also sell oxygen gum, bottled chaos and have an invisibility testing center.
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The small pocket in the larger pocket of your jeans was designed for pocket watches.
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Most of the dust underneath your bed is actually your own dead skin.
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"Strategic incompetence" is the art of avoiding certain tasks by pretending you don't know how to do them.
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