If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won't be able to drink through either straw.
Why Two Straws Make Drinking Impossible
Here's a party trick that'll make you question everything you know about drinking: grab two straws, stick one in your beverage and leave the other dangling in mid-air, put both in your mouth, and try to take a sip. Go ahead, suck as hard as you want. All you'll get is a lungful of air and the embarrassing realization that physics just played you.
The reason this works—or rather, doesn't work—comes down to a truth most people never learn: you don't actually suck liquid up through a straw. You never have. Your whole life has been a lie.
The Atmospheric Pressure Con Job
When you "sip" through a straw, you're not pulling the liquid up. What's actually happening is that you're removing air from inside the straw, creating lower pressure. The atmosphere—which is constantly pressing down on everything like an invisible weighted blanket—sees this pressure difference and goes to work. Atmospheric pressure pushes down on the surface of your drink, forcing the liquid up through the straw and into your mouth.
Think of it this way: the air around us weighs about 14.7 pounds per square inch at sea level. That's a lot of pushing power. Your straw is just letting the atmosphere do the heavy lifting.
Why Two Straws Ruin Everything
Now here's where the second straw becomes a saboteur. When you put both straws in your mouth—one submerged in liquid, one exposed to air—you're giving the atmosphere a shortcut. As you try to create that pressure difference by "sucking," air rushes in through the exposed straw, instantly equalizing the pressure.
Nature always takes the path of least resistance, and pushing air through an open straw is infinitely easier than pushing dense liquid up from a glass. So the atmosphere goes, "Nah, I'm good," and your drink stays exactly where it is while you gulp down nothing but disappointment and oxygen.
It's the same principle behind why you can't sip a drink from a cup with a hole in it, or why astronauts can't use regular straws in space (no atmospheric pressure up there to do the pushing).
The 30-Foot Limit
This pressure system has its limits. Even with a perfect seal and the world's strongest lungs, atmospheric pressure at sea level can only push water about 30 feet up a straw. After that, physics says no. It's why you can't drink from a crazy-long novelty straw—though people have definitely tried.
So next time someone tells you they're "sucking up" their smoothie, you can smugly inform them that the atmosphere is actually pushing it into their face. You'll be technically correct, which is the best kind of correct, even if it makes you unbearable at parties.