In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.
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In 1970, Richard Nixon signed the Controlled Substance Act into law, making DMT and many other substances illegal. However, DMT is produced naturally by the body, and found in a multitude of human bodily fluids and tissues. Essentially, this makes all humans illegal.
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In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
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In Quitman, Georgia, US, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
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Oral sex was illegal in 18 states under old sodomy law until 2003 when they were invalidated.
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New Jersey and Oregon are the only two states where it is illegal to pump your own gas.
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It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
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