In Scotland it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow.
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Until 1976, taxi cabs in Australia were required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
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In Quitman, Georgia, US, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
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In Australia, it is illegal to walk on the right-hand side of a footpath.
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In 1970, Richard Nixon signed the Controlled Substance Act into law, making DMT and many other substances illegal. However, DMT is produced naturally by the body, and found in a multitude of human bodily fluids and tissues. Essentially, this makes all humans illegal.
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