In Utah, it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.
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Mackinac Island, Michigan, has banned cars since 1898!
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In Breton, Alabama, there is a law on the town's books against riding down the street in a motorboat.
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In Mohave County, Arizona, if someone is caught stealing soap, they must wash themselves with it until it has gone.
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In 1970, Richard Nixon signed the Controlled Substance Act into law, making DMT and many other substances illegal. However, DMT is produced naturally by the body, and found in a multitude of human bodily fluids and tissues. Essentially, this makes all humans illegal.
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