John Lennon once called an ‘emergency board meeting’ of the Beatles in order to inform his bandmates that he’d realized, while tripping on acid, that he was the second coming of Jesus.
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Tigers, leopards, and jaguars love "Calvin Klein's Obsession for Men". The scent is used to attract animals to cameras in the wilderness, and was even a turn on for one pair of Jaguars who were subject to it.
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Kim Jong Un was voted Most Sexiest Man Alive by The Onion and ended up as real news in China.
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The Internal Revenue Service audits 87 percent of women who claim breast implants as tax deductions.
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Sniffologists have the job of sniffing armpits.
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