Kim Jong Un was voted Most Sexiest Man Alive by The Onion and ended up as real news in China.
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Because of South Park’s Scientology episode, the Church of Scientology hired people to spy on Matt and Trey to find something on them to use for blackmail. The Church became frustrated when their investigation turned up nothing but the fact that they’re pretty normal people.
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There's a knife-fork hybrid called a knork.
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Lobsters have blue blood.
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You can't tickle yourself.
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The Internal Revenue Service audits 87 percent of women who claim breast implants as tax deductions.
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