Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!
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If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won't be able to drink through either straw.
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If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
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A broken clock is always right twice a day.
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If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
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99% of people cannot lick their elbow.
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