According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
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Donkey Kong was Mario's pet that he'd abused. Donkey Kong kidnapped Mario's girlfriend as revenge for the mistreatment.
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Sniffologists have the job of sniffing armpits.
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If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won't be able to drink through either straw.
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Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
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There's a Finnish man named Ari Kivikangas who spends his life 24/7 in front of his webcam.
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A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won't.
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