A surprise inspection of a men’s prison in Acapulco unearthed 100 plasma TVs, 2 sacks of marijuana, 2 peacocks, 100 cockerels… and 25 women.
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There is a man who claims to have travelled to an alternate dimension in which The Beatles never broke up and brought back a mix tape of Beatles songs no one in this dimension has ever heard.
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If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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In the Philippines there's a boy named "Lord Voldemort".
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The U.S. Army accidentally ordered an 82 year supply of freeze-dried tuna salad mix for troops in Europe.
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You can't tickle yourself.
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Mussolini dodged the Italian draft.
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Parents receive 1 out of every 5 Valentines.
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