Kim Jong Un was voted Most Sexiest Man Alive by The Onion and ended up as real news in China.
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According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
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Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a 'Friday the 13th'.
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In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!
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An 'aglet' is the plastic or metal tip of a shoelace.
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