A broken clock is always right twice a day.
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McDonald's is the world's largest distributor of toys!
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There is a man who claims to have travelled to an alternate dimension in which The Beatles never broke up and brought back a mix tape of Beatles songs no one in this dimension has ever heard.
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A twin was born 34 minutes after her brother, but because daylight savings kicked in, was actually born 26 minutes before!
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A surprise inspection of a men’s prison in Acapulco unearthed 100 plasma TVs, 2 sacks of marijuana, 2 peacocks, 100 cockerels… and 25 women.
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If you put two straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside it, you won't be able to drink through either straw.
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