According to U.S. FDA standards, 1 cup of orange juice is allowed to contain 10 fruit fly eggs, but only 2 maggots.
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You can't tickle yourself.
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It is now possible to print human skin with an inkjet printer!
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There is a man who claims to have travelled to an alternate dimension in which The Beatles never broke up and brought back a mix tape of Beatles songs no one in this dimension has ever heard.
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If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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Mussolini dodged the Italian draft.
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