You can't tickle yourself.
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False teeth are often minutely radioactive.
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Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
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German soldiers, both heterosexual and homosexual, are allowed to have sex with each other!
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Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!
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Wrap rage is an actual condition when you feel extreme levels of anger and frustration because you are unable to open product packaging.
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If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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