A surprise inspection of a men’s prison in Acapulco unearthed 100 plasma TVs, 2 sacks of marijuana, 2 peacocks, 100 cockerels… and 25 women.
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Erotomania is a type of delusion in which the person believes another person is in love with him/her.
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Women wishing to enter Canada to work as strippers must provide naked photos of themselves to qualify for a visa!
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Rice paper does not have any rice in it!
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Mathematical proof that 1+1=2 takes 162 pages to explain in the three volume work “Principia Mathematica”.
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Your home is ten times more likely to have a fire than be burglarized!
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The U.S. military's dried food rations can be re-hydrated with urine!
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