If you hold farts in during the day, they'll just come out when you sleep.
Your Held-In Farts Have a Nighttime Escape Plan
You know that feeling when you're in an elevator, a meeting, or literally anywhere public, and your body decides it's fart o'clock? You clench, you hold, you pray. Crisis averted. But here's the kicker: those farts didn't just vanish into the ether.
Your body doesn't forget. That gas has to go somewhere, and spoiler alert—it's coming out eventually. For many people, "eventually" means during sleep, when your anal sphincter muscles finally clock out for the night.
Your Sphincter Works the Night Shift (Sort Of)
During the day, you're the boss of your sphincter muscles. You control the when and where of gas release with conscious effort. But when you fall asleep, your body switches to autopilot mode. Research shows that sphincter pressure fluctuates in cycles, and during sleep, these muscles relax significantly.
Here's where it gets interesting: farts are most likely to occur during micro-awakenings—those brief moments when you're not deeply asleep but not quite conscious either. These little interruptions in your REM cycle create the perfect window for your body to release what you've been holding in all day.
Early deep-sleep stages? Fewer farts. Lighter sleep phases? That's prime flatulence time.
The Science of Suppressed Gas
So what actually happens to gas when you refuse to let it out? Your body has a few options:
- Reabsorption: Some gas gets absorbed into your bloodstream through the intestinal walls, travels to your lungs, and gets exhaled. Yes, you literally breathe out some of your farts.
- Burping: Gas can travel upward and exit through your mouth instead.
- Waiting game: The rest sits in your intestines until your sphincter muscles relax enough to release it.
But here's the thing: your gut actively propels gas downward and outward. Studies show this process works better when you're upright, which is why lying down during sleep creates the perfect conditions for... release.
Why You (Probably) Don't Remember
Most people have no idea they're crop-dusting their sheets. During sleep, you lack the conscious awareness to register that anything's happening. Your partner might know. Your dog might judge you. But you? Blissfully unaware.
The absence of conscious control during sleep means your body just does its thing without asking permission. It's actually pretty efficient when you think about it—your digestive system gets to work without your anxiety about social norms getting in the way.
The Bottom Line
Holding in farts during the day doesn't make them disappear—it just reschedules them. Your body will find a way to release that gas, whether through reabsorption and exhalation, upward escape as burps, or the classic nighttime release when your sphincter finally relaxes.
So the next time you're clenching through a work presentation, just remember: those farts are merely postponed, not cancelled. Your sleeping self will handle the paperwork later.