
Some Chinese paramilitary police learn their 'perfect posture' with pins in their collar.
Chinese Police Train With Pins In Their Collars
In the precision-obsessed world of Chinese paramilitary training, there's a technique so extreme it sounds like something out of a dystopian novel. New recruits in units like the People's Armed Police sometimes learn to stand at attention with straight pins stuck through their collars—pointed directly at their necks and chins.
Yes, you read that right. Actual pins. The kind that draw blood if you slouch.
Why Would Anyone Do This?
The goal is brutally simple: perfect military posture. These elite units perform ceremonial duties at major government events, stand guard at important sites, and represent Chinese discipline to the world. A drooping head or hunched shoulders isn't just sloppy—it's considered a national embarrassment.
The pins create instant negative feedback. Relax your neck? You get stabbed. Let your chin drift downward? Stabbed again. It's classical conditioning at its most painful, turning correct posture from a conscious effort into a fear-driven reflex.
The Full Arsenal of Posture Torture
Collar pins are just one tool in a nightmare toolkit of training methods:
- Chopsticks behind the knees to prevent leg bending during attention stance
- Books or bricks balanced on heads for hours-long sessions
- Boards strapped to backs to eliminate any hint of spinal curve
- Standing on nails or sharp stones to teach weight distribution
These aren't rumors or propaganda—they've been documented in Chinese military training videos and news reports about elite unit preparation. The practices are particularly common in honor guard units that march in Tiananmen Square during National Day parades.
Does It Actually Work?
Disturbingly, yes. Former members of these units maintain an almost superhuman stillness when at attention. They can stand motionless in extreme heat, cold, or rain without visible discomfort. Their heads stay perfectly level, chins at exact regulation height, shoulders locked at precise angles.
But the cost is significant. Recruits report bleeding necks, chronic pain, and psychological stress from the constant threat of injury during their training months. Some develop lasting neck and back problems from the extreme rigidity these methods enforce.
The Bigger Picture
This training philosophy reflects a broader cultural attitude in Chinese military tradition: the body must be conquered through suffering. Comfort is weakness. Pain is the path to discipline. The individual's physical wellbeing matters less than the collective's flawless presentation.
Western military academies pursue similar posture goals—think of West Point cadets or British Royal Guards—but typically use repetition, muscle conditioning, and corrective exercises rather than immediate physical punishment. The pin method shortcuts months of training into weeks of terror.
So next time you see footage of Chinese honor guards standing impossibly still during a hours-long ceremony, remember: that perfection wasn't achieved through gentle coaching. Those soldiers learned their posture with sharp metal reminders that any deviation from perfect would literally hurt.
