Stephen Hawking's Party for Time Travelers That Nobody Attended

On June 28, 2009, Stephen Hawking sat alone in a room at Gonville and Caius College, Cambridge, surrounded by balloons, champagne flutes filled with Krug, and absolutely zero guests. This wasn't a sad birthday party—it was one of the most brilliant scientific experiments ever conducted, disguised as a cocktail reception.

Hawking had thrown a party exclusively for time travelers. The catch? He didn't tell anyone about it until after it was over.

The Ultimate No-RSVP Event

The invitation was beautifully formal, complete with exact coordinates (52° 12' 21" N, 0° 7' 4.7" E) and the time in Universal Time: 12:00 UT. It read: "You are cordially invited to a reception for Time Travellers." No RSVP was required—because if you were reading the invitation, you'd already missed it.

That was precisely the point. Hawking deliberately waited until after the party ended to publicize the event. He revealed it in his 2010 Discovery Channel series Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking, complete with footage of him waiting alone at a table while champagne sat untouched.

Why Throw a Party No One Can Attend?

Hawking's reasoning was elegantly simple: if time travel to the past were possible, someone from the future would eventually discover the invitation and travel back to June 28, 2009, to attend. The information about the party—including the precise location and time—would be preserved in books, databases, and the internet for potentially thousands of years.

As Hawking explained, he hoped copies of the invitation might survive long enough for future civilizations to find them and use wormhole time machines to come back and prove time travel was possible.

No one showed up.

"Experimental Evidence"

After sitting there for hours, Hawking concluded: "I have experimental evidence that time travel is not possible." Of course, theoretical physicists have pointed out some delightful loopholes—maybe time travelers did attend but stayed hidden to avoid paradoxes, or perhaps time travel will never be invented, or it's only possible to travel forward in time, not backward.

Still, the empty room made its point. If backward time travel becomes possible at any point in human history, we'd expect someone to show up at historically significant moments—or at least crash Stephen Hawking's party.

The Invitation Lives On

In 2013, New North Press in London created a limited run of formal printed invitations to the party that had happened four years earlier. Only five artist's proofs were made, and one was later auctioned at Christie's. These physical invitations serve as Hawking's long-term experiment—preserved artifacts waiting for some future time traveler to discover.

The experiment continues to this day. Every moment that passes without a time traveler appearing is another data point suggesting that backward time travel may remain forever in the realm of theory rather than reality. Or perhaps the time travelers are just really good at keeping secrets.