Sheryl Crow's Front Teeth Are Fake (And She Lost Them Twice)

Behind Sheryl Crow's iconic smile lies a story that's equal parts rock and roll legend and dental disaster. The nine-time Grammy winner's two front teeth are fake, replaced after not one, but two separate accidents that knocked them out.

The first incident happened when she was just seven or eight years old - a childhood accident that many kids can relate to. But it was the second time she lost those teeth that became part of her pre-fame folklore.

The St. Louis Bar Incident

Before selling millions of albums, Crow was grinding it out at bars and small venues. During a gig at a St. Louis bar in her early career, she spotted a waitress losing her balance while carrying a tray of beer mugs. Instinctively, she reached out to help steady her.

Bad move.

The waitress lost control of the mugs anyway, and they smacked Crow directly in the mouth. When she looked in the mirror, she saw her front teeth "half clipped off." With no immediate dental care available, she spent a miserable night using beer as makeshift anesthetic while waiting for a dental surgeon to see her the next day.

All She Wanted for Christmas

Crow found dark humor in the situation. Before getting her teeth fixed, her dentist snapped a photo of her gap-toothed smile. That became her Christmas card that year, featuring the caption: "All I want for Christmas..."

A dentist eventually replaced the teeth with prosthetics, and she went on to become one of the most successful artists of the 1990s and 2000s. The accident became one of those character-building war stories that musicians collect on their way to stardom.

The Irony Comes Full Circle

In 2025, Crow is scheduled to perform at DS World in Las Vegas - a major dentistry conference. After everything her teeth have been through, she'll literally be entertaining an audience of dental professionals. You can't make this stuff up.

Today, Crow's smile looks completely natural, a testament to modern dental work. Unless you knew the story, you'd never guess that those two front teeth have been through two separate traumas, a night of beer-soaked pain, and a darkly comedic Christmas card.