Funny Facts

President George W. Bush was a cheerleader during high school and university.

Some turtles can breathe through their butts.

The average person spends about 1 to 1.5 years of their life sitting on a toilet.

More Monopoly money is printed each year than real US dollars. Parker Brothers (now Hasbro) prints about $30 billion in Monopoly money annually, while the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing produces around $500 million to $1 billion in new currency.

If you yelled continuously for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would theoretically produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.

In Quitman, Georgia, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.

In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".

Bill Gates' house was designed using a Macintosh computer.

Although they won't admit it, women fart as much as men.

Farts are flammable.

Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.

There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse.

The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.

Outside of the bedroom, the most common place for adults in the U.S. to have sex is the car.

A passionate kiss can burn 2-3 calories per minute and engages up to 34 facial muscles.

The Bible is among the most-shoplifted books in the world.

According to a survey by the American Animal Hospital Association, one in three dog owners say they have talked to their pets on the phone or left messages on an answering machine for them.

In 1896, Walter Arnold received the world's first speeding ticket for driving 8mph in a 2mph zone through Paddock Wood, Kent—he was chased down by a policeman on a bicycle!

If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.

On average, a person produces about 1 to 1.5 liters of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about 14 daily farts.

The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

US scientists calculated that Santa would have to visit 822 homes a second to deliver all the world's presents on Christmas Eve, travelling at 650 miles a second.