The higher someone’s I.Q. the more likely they are to be sleep deprived.
29
A real estate agent's rule of thumb: To estimate what a house will sell for, ask the owner what its worth and subtract 10%.
24
Speed dating was invented by a Rabbi in 1999.
45
The Band-Aid was originally made for the inventor's wife, who often cut and burned herself while cooking.
6
When someone looks at a new love, the neural circuits that are usually associated with social judgment are suppressed.
130
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
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The small pocket in the larger pocket of your jeans was designed for pocket watches.
11
If you mouth the word "colorful" to someone, it looks like you are saying "I love you".
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